Last night I told my girlfriend she was crap at oral sex.
Didn't go down well.
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I will never forget what my dear old Grandad said to me just before he kicked the bucket.
He said, "Grandson... how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"
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The Scottish, born to squeeze sacks and blow pipes.
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What do asians do when the have an erections?
same as us, They vote.
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