predator's face n. A somewhat unsettling vagina. From the film 'Predator' starring Arnold Schw-arzenegger. She had a pu55y like a predators face.
one point five n. A toiletry visit product that falls somewhere between a number one and a number two. A runny shit. Or more rarely a lumpy piss.
Hershey highwayman n. US. An ass bandit.
finger of fudge n. The consequences of breaching the hull.
A donkey's yawn. A fanny like a bucket.
A wank. A Palmela Handerson A 5 knuckle shuffle
squeeze the lemon v. Of women, to urinate. Possibly onto a pancake.
wash the cosh v. To polish the love truncheon.
flaccid flashback n. A ghastly, inappropriate, unerotic memory, eg. nan burping after eating too much stuffing, topless uncle mowing the lawn, Olive off 'On The Buses', that pops into one's head during sex, causing one to deflate like Richard Branson's balloon.
conkers deep adj. Balls and all.
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